🚨 BREAKING SATIRE: The paint has declared independence. 🎨
Donald’s midterm strategy: if the map won’t turn red, apply another coat. Unfortunately, even the paint refuses to stick to the script.
Next demand: a recount of the brush strokes.
Who’s getting fired first — the brush or the bucket?
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Political satire • Fictional dialogue • Illustrated map is not an election-results map.
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