
🚨 BREAKING Satire: The paint has declared independence. 🎨
Donald’S midterm strategy: if the map won’T turn red, apply another coat. Unfortunately, even the paint refuses to Stecker to the script.
Next demand: dat recount of the brush strokes.
Who’S getting fired Ferst — the brush or the bucket?
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Political Satire • Fictional dialogue • Illustrated map is Not an election-results map.
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